So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
(via laugh-all-night)
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
(via laughinguntilithurts)
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
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yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
(via iwillsiiingyoutosleep)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via ihatesummerilovewinter)
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
(via funnybro)
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
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omfg a person on fbook just posted this and said “I JUST STOLE THIS SIGN FROM KFC”
(via dontworrybekarl)
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
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